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Versuri Eminem – Adevaratul umbra subtire

[Eminem] Va rog sa fiti atenti?
Va rog sa fiti atenti?
Oare adevaratul Slim Shady va rog sa se ridice?
Repet, se va ridica adevaratul Slim Shady?
Vom avea o problema aici ..

Voi actiona ca si cand nu ati mai vazut o persoana alba
Falci toate pe podea ca Pam, ca Tommy doar izbucnind in usa
si a inceput sa-i spuna ca e mai rau decat inainte
mai intai au divortat, au aruncat-o peste mobila (Ahh!)
E intoarcerea … “Ah, stai, in niciun caz, glumesti,
nu a spus doar ce cred ca a facut, nu? ”
Si doctorul Dre a spus … nimic ce idioti!
Dr. Dre a murit, e inchis in subsolul meu! (Ha-ha!)
Femeile feministe iubesc Eminem {* turntable vocal:
chigga chigga chigga *} “Slim Shady, sunt bolnav de el
Uita-te la el, uita-te in jurul tau, intelege-ti-te
Flippin cel care stii tu, „„ Da, dar este totusi atat de dragut! ”
Da, probabil ca mi-am desfacut cateva suruburi in cap
Dar nu mai rau, decat ce se intampla in dormitoarele parintilor tai
Uneori, vreau sa ajung la televizor si sa ma dezlipezesc, dar nu pot
dar e tare cool pentru Tom Green sa-si croiasca o morita
“Bomba mea este pe buzele tale, bum-ul este pe buzele tale”
Si daca am noroc, s-ar putea sa-i dai doar un mic sarut
Si acesta este mesajul pe care il transmitem copiilor mici
Si asteptati-le sa nu stie ce este c *****-ul unei femei
Sigur ca vor sti ce este actul sexual
Cand au ajuns in clasa a patra
Au primit Discovery Channel, nu-i asa?
„Nu suntem altceva decat mamifere ..” Ei, unii dintre noi canibali
care a taiat alte persoane deschise precum cantaloupes {* SLURP *}
Dar daca putem sa cocotam animalele moarte si antilopele
atunci nu exista niciun motiv pentru care un barbat si un alt barbat sa nu poata evita
{* EWWW! *} Dar daca simti ca simt, am primit antidotul
Femeile iti flutura chilotii, canta corul si merge

Refren: Eminem (repetati 2X)

Sunt Slim Shady, da sunt adevaratul Shady
Toti ceilalti Slim Shadys doar imitati
Asadar, adevaratul Slim Shady nu se va ridica,
te rog sa te ridici, te rog sa te ridici?

[Eminem] Will Smith nu trebuie sa se tarasca in violarile sale pentru a-si vinde inregistrarile;
ei bine, asa sunt si f *** k el si f *** k si tu!

Crezi ca dau naiba despre un Grammy?
Jumatate dintre voi critici nici macar nu ma pot stomaca, cu atat mai mult sa ma opresc
– Dar Slim, si daca castigi, nu ar fi ciudat?
De ce? Deci, voi puteti minti sa ma duceti aici?
Deci, poti, stai aici langa Britney Spears?
S ***, Christina Aguilera mai bine schimba-mi scaunele
asa ca pot sta langa Carson Daly si Fred Durst
si auziti ca se cearta asupra cui i-a dat capul intai
Micuta, pune-ma pe MTV
“Da, e dragut, dar cred ca este casatorit cu Kim, hee, hee!”
Ar trebui sa-i descarce audio pe MP3
si arata lumii intregi cum ai dat Eminem VD {* AHHH! *}
M-am saturat de tine grupuri de fetite si baieti, tot ce faci ma enerveaza
asa ca am fost trimis aici sa te distrug {* bzzzt *}
Si suntem un milion dintre noi la fel ca mine
cine tasneste ca mine; care pur si simplu nu dau un f *** k ca mine
cine se imbraca ca mine; umbla, vorbeste si actioneaza ca mine
si pur si simplu ar putea fi urmatorul lucru, dar nu chiar eu!

Cor

[Eminem] Sunt ca o calatorie de cap pe care sa o ascult, pentru ca nu va dau decat
lucruri despre care glumesti cu prietenii din camera de zi
Singura diferenta este ca am bile sa o spun
in fata tuturor si nu trebuie deloc sa fiu fals sau acoperit cu zahar
Doar ma apuc de mic si il scuip
si daca doriti sa-l admiteti {* ERR *} doar s *** t it
mai bine decat nouazeci la suta dintre voi rapperi pot
Apoi va intrebati cum pot copiii sa manance aceste albume ca valiumele
E amuzant; cauza la rata la care ma duc cand am treizeci de ani
Voi fi singura persoana din caminul care flirteaza
Pinchin alapteaza un * ses cand sunt in contact cu Jergens
Si eu sunt jalnic, dar toata geanta asta de Viagra nu functioneaza
Si fiecare persoana este un pustiu subtire umbra
Ar putea lucra la Burger King, spittin pe inelele de ceapa
{* HACH *} Sau in lotul parkin, inconjurator
Urland “Nu dau un f *** k!”
cu geamurile in jos si cu sistemul in sus
Asadar, adevaratul Shady se va ridica in picioare?
Si pune unul din acele degete pe fiecare mana in sus?
Si fii mandru ca iti depasesti mintea si iti controleaza
si inca o data, cat mai tare, cum merge?

Cor 2X

[Eminem] Ha, ha
Presupun ca exista un Shady Slim in noi toti
F *** k it, hai sa ne ridicam cu totii

Versuri Eminem – The real slim shady

[Eminem] May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her a*s worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It’s the return of the… “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he? ”
And Dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} “Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who, ” “Yeah, but he’s so cute though! ”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s c*****s is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don’t they?
“We ain’t nothing but mammals.. ” Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
{*EWWW! *} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem] Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so f***k him and f***k you too!

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
“But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird? ”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
S***, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee! ”
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH! *}
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there’s a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don’t give a f***k like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem] I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just s***t it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses a*ses when I’m jackin off with Jergens
And I’m jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming “I don’t give a f***k! ”
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem] Ha ha
Guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
F***k it, let’s all stand up